Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Homosexuals have been threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks outside nursery schools.

Terror expert David Cameron has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks: The True Face Of Evil", David Cameron says, "these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for homosexuals. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.